do you see this, son? this is an screenshot from my old blog back in ‘13. look how many followers i had. yes im sorry that we’re living on the streets son but at least your dad was funky fresh back in his blogging days
The worst thing about taking naps is you expect to wake up afterwards feeling well-rested but instead you feel like you died and you forget who you are
We can only be friends if you’re kind of an asshole. Not full blown asshole because that’s no fun. And if you’re not an asshole at all then that won’t work either. A halfway asshole. Those are my kind of people.
- in fifth grade
- me: ur sitting in my seat
- kid: i don't see ur name on it
- me: it will be written in your blood if you don't get the fuck up